Ibanez AG86
I just picked this guitar up from a store during lunch. It's a hollow body guitar that looks and sounds great. Amazing what you get for the price these days. I won't even bother to get it setup until the season changes.
After watching "The Shining" while drunk and pissed off, I went shopping for an axe. Luckily for my neighbors, the music store was right next door to the hardware store, and I was damn drunk at the time. When I awoke from my drunken slumber the following month, it was too late to return the "axe". But to neighbors dismay, I got a loud ass amp and never took lessons.